"Would you like to come inside for a cupcake and a glass of wine?"

"You want fun? Go home and buy a monkey!"

"The Bird man shit on me again."

"This is actually a decoder. I only speak Czech."
"Oh...Right."
"No, it's actually a climbing watch."
"Um, is it really a climbing watch or is this another joke?"

"Is France a country?"

"Don't you think it's a little too early to be hittin' the booze?"
"What's the point in waiting? You have to live life while you can and live it hard."

"This man personifies the word 'outrageous'."

"It's like...there's nothing there, and then you play."

"Um...So what are we going to do?"
"It doesn't matter. I just don't want to sit anywhere."
"Ok so...Wait, what?"
"Hooka?"
"Kan Zaman here we come."

"You're 15 you're not supposed to know anything!"
"I'm 16!"
"I'm sure you are."

"So you're 17. I thought you were older."
"I'll be older in like a week."
"So will I."

I love cantata weekend.

My mom reads my Xanga and shares it with our family so I may or may not use this for things I'd rather not have her know.

I actually just got this to comment on Eric's. Cheeky, I know.

Currently my favorite TV character is Ollie Williams. Why? Because IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS!